she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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