i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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