ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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