I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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