This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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