doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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