At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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