if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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