If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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