No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Blood and glitter go together right?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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