who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
How's work?
Spinning.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
50% drunk capacity currently
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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