I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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