D3 body, D1 cock
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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