I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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