In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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