On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
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So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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