let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
