Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Church boner. Awkwardddd
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
