if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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