She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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