So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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