Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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