After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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