So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
be right there i have to get my cape
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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