He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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