she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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