I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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