We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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