we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
handjob tips. give me some.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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