I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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