laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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