i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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