i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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