I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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