everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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