i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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