yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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