And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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