She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
