If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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