I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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