maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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