What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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