Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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