note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
there is puke in my bra ... again
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
