Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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