think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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