That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
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She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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