We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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