That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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