just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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