Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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