whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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