Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
porn star boner night. come get it.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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