No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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