I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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