WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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