He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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